07/09/07
Better a brazen hussy than a minking harlot. Not that I’m likening you to one of those. That would be rude. But maybe slightly funny. Why does a hussy have to be brazen anyway? Could she not be capricious? Or impish? Not all hussies are lacking tact and discretion. How do you high class hookers get away with it if they are brazen…(this could go on for hours….)……
Long live quiet Friday afternoons & shirking!
A minking harlot huh? I might apply to join that group.
I think hussy’s might have to be brazen ever since the 1847 brazeness act which stipulates that: “any and all persons classifying themselves or having been classified by a notary or other noble person as a hussy, must, at all times and in perpetuity throughout spacetime, denote their hussy status by amending their classification with the prefix ‘brazen’ so as to avoid awkward moments in the bathroom facilities of public houses.’ – I’m paraphrasing, but that’s basically it.
At the moment my social plans extend to Monday and Tuesday evenings, but otherwise I’m as free as a winged rat. If you are so kind as to provide nourishment, I would just let you know that I am a fully paid up citizen of the Nation-State of Vegetaria, (long live our glorious leader, Emperor Tofu!) just so you are forewarned, which they say, is forearmed. Personally I’ve always had forearms, so I think I must have been forewarned at the foetal stage.
As for shirking, I’m thinking of trying out for the UK’s 2012 Olympic Shirking team. I’ve seen footage of their star player and I think I have better technique – I saw him send a genuinely work-related email have way through a match so the boy obviously has no stamina.
“And finally in this section – we go to our roving reporter Dan Funtwhistle, who has been speaking to people about the brazenness of Hussies in south-eastern Alaska. Dan?”
“Meh.”
“Thanks for that Dan, now it’s back to Susie in the studio.”
More soon.
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