19/09/07 - International talk like a pirate day.
Garrrrr,
Today I smelt the salt of the sea & decided to go a-plundering. I stole a barge from the docks and raided Weston Super Mare and returned with treasure, consisting of Rock, Kiss Me Quick (Squeeze me Slowly) hats, Spongebob Helium balloons and mud.
I was a good raid. . . tomorrow I will raid the company accounts and fill my own with plentiful booty arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Yaaarrr…
I be bored out of my tiny wooden skull. I’m thinking a plunderous day might be just the thing to relieve the tension in my three wooden legs, (don’t ask,) and besides, polly needs a walk.
Aaaaarrrrrrrrrr…rrr..r.
I thought of a title for a pirate song: “It’s difficult to plunder when your ship is going under.”
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